If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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