yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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