8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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