He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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