I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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