those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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