Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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