i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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