Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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