Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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