Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
