so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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