i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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