I will die if light touches me.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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