i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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