Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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