who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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