do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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