I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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