If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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