I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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