What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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