did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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