What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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