i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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