i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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