I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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