so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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