marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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