At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that's an acceptable place to lick
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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