What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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