I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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