I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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