"it" just moved
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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