I'm drive I can fine osifer
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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