return my video game
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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