I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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