It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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