College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You almost got us killed.
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