going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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