so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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