i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Are my feet made of real feet?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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