U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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