The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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