no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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