well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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