party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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