i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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