he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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