we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
someone owes me an orgasm
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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