Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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