I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So much rum. So many feels.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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