i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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